Based on a conversation after seeing Star Trek into Darkness and accidentally saying “Sperk” instead of Spock/Kirk.
MALE-TYPE-GUY-DUDES! The truth will set you FREE!
Look. Here’s the deal: you’re not fooling anyone. We know you’re not Geek Girls. (Your unsightly stubble and Adam’s apples give you away.)
It’s okay. We understand. Being a Geek Girl is a pretty fabulous thing. We get it and love you for your…
That’s right y’all