Brother: I can’t stand online chat rooms.
Me: Duh. They’re the worst. Don’t go into them.
Brother: well this game I play has a chat window off to the side..
Me: You could always stop playing the game…
Brother: well I’m tired if being called a troll for asking questions and having a different point of view than these guys.
Me: Ohhh they probably think you’re deliberately trolling them, they don’t know that’s your actual opinion.
Brother: That’s not what a troll is! These guys can’t throw that term around incorrectly! They are being trolls! I’ve been a mod on a message board, I know what trolling is! I-
Me: I’m sorry, I really really don’t care…
Brother: Well I listen to all your stupid shit…
Me: No you don’t. You ignore me the entire time. I’m sorry I talk at you. You didn’t even have the courtesy to say “I don’t feel comfortable injecting your cat with insulin.” you just ignored me…”
Brother: Oh and you have conversations about me behind my back! I’m glad I have mom to confide in!
My older brother. Tattle-telling on me to mommy since 1983.