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My brother is obvious troll

Brother: I can’t stand online chat rooms.

Me: Duh. They’re the worst. Don’t go into them.

Brother: well this game I play has a chat window off to the side..

Me: You could always stop playing the game…

Brother: well I’m tired if being called a troll for asking questions and having a different point of view than these guys.

Me: Ohhh they probably think you’re deliberately trolling them, they don’t know that’s your actual opinion.

Brother: That’s not what a troll is! These guys can’t throw that term around incorrectly! They are being trolls! I’ve been a mod on a message board, I know what trolling is! I-

Me: I’m sorry, I really really don’t care…

Brother: Well I listen to all your stupid shit…

Me: No you don’t. You ignore me the entire time. I’m sorry I talk at you. You didn’t even have the courtesy to say “I don’t feel comfortable injecting your cat with insulin.” you just ignored me…”

Brother: Oh and you have conversations about me behind my back! I’m glad I have mom to confide in!

My older brother. Tattle-telling on me to mommy since 1983.

  1. auntiemaim said: This reminds me of the time I hacked my sister’s MySpace and changed everything to say she loved dongs and she called my mom all pissed off and my mom was all “WHAT IF PEOPLE REALLY THINK SHE LOVES DONGS??” I couldn’t stop laughing.
  2. ninaserena said: Your older brother is a pro~ X’D
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