Heather Carlton is a hearty succulent. Although she thrives in partial shade as well as compleat darkness, she is native to arid valleys and coastal climates. She can be identified by her seasonal colour-changing blossoms and round bulbous stem. Unlike her cacti relatives, she is devoid of thorny spines. If ingested contact poison control immediately.

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